A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, "Iím required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate mostóyour boss."

The man agrees and makes his first wish: "I want lots of money." Instantly $20 million appears in bags on the beach, and $40 million appears in his bossí bank account.

Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same moment, two show up outside his bossí house.

Finally the genie says, "You have but one wish left; you should choose carefully."

The man says, "Well, Iíve always wanted to donate a kidney."


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