A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I canít stop passing gas. Luckily, my farts donít smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, Iíve farted twice since Iíve been here in your office, but you didnít even notice."

"I can help you," says the doc. "Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week, the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I donít know what you gave me, but now my farts reek."

The doctor says, "Good, we fixed your sinuses! Now letís work on your hearing."

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