Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear
hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there
was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two
choices....either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering
briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter. Even though he felt
sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly
bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank.
That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death
or we have rough sex. Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally
recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track
down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but, then, there
was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear
standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said,
"Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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