An old man and his wife are doing yard work. He can't find the rake. He yells
over to his elderly, hard of hearing wife, and says, "Where is the rake?" She
can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then
points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion.
The wife is not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures...points to his eye,
then points to his knee.... and finally makes a raking motion. "EYE KNEE THE RAKE."
The wife finally understands and signals back. She first points to her eye....
next she points to her left breast.....then she points to her butt.... and
finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come
close to understanding that one. Exasperated, he goes over and asks her
"What in the hell was that?" She replies, EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH
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