A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads hamburger: $1;
cheeseburger: $2; hand job: $10. He beckons to an attractive
blonde behind the counter.

Can I help you? she asks with a knowing smile.

I was wondering, whispers the man. Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?

Yes, she purrs. I am.

Well, wash your hands, he says. I want a cheeseburger.

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